Life of a Lifetarian: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Hate the Vegans

By Jacob the Lifetarian

Amidst countless pitches for diet plans and self-help books, there is a new lifestyle that truly stands in a league of its own: Lifetarianism.Founded on the simple, yet daring premise--eat nothing that was EVER alive--Jacob the Lifetarian dishes out an enlightening and scathingly hilarious tirade against meat-eaters and vegans alike.Join Jacob as he takes you through untreaded territory of ideas never before put to paper. From the Lifetarian Creed to the tales of his life, your moral outlook will never be the same again.By the end of this book you will be convinced that animals and plants should never be eaten again, ok?

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 069269305X
• ISBN13: 9780692693056
• Release Date: May 2016
• Publisher: Moranis Funhouse
• Length: 164 Pages
• Weight: 0.60 lbs.
• Dimensions: 8.5" x 0.4" x 5.5"