Mistake #1: Hitting on my best friend's little sister. Mistake #2: Not recognizing her. Mistake #3: Do you know what? Never mind. Let's just say ever since this smoking-hot redhead walked into my bar and threw a drink in my face, I've been a fricking mess. That's it. No punch line. Because my life has turned into one giant, cosmic joke. Worst part is... it doesn't end there. I've tried to ignore her. Remind myself...