KillFest: A Monster's Guide to Ruining Everything

By WILLIAM haddix

KillFest: A Monster's Guide to Ruining Everything by William Haddix

What happens when the monsters get tired of hiding under the bed and decide to crash the party instead?

In this outrageous, blood-soaked anthology, the most unhinged creatures in existence descend upon humanity's favorite celebrations - and absolutely annihilate them. From a drunk Red Oni rampaging through Burning Man and Coachella, to a demonic ice cream man turning a suburban cul-de-sac into a gore sundae, a sadistic clown jester slaughtering a frat house, and a kitsune who despises leprechauns almost as much as she loves eviscerating tourists... no festival, no party, and no happy ending is safe.

Featuring 40 savage, hilarious, and disgustingly gory horror-comedy stories, KillFest delivers non-stop carnage, razor-sharp dark humor, and zero mercy. Each chapter is a standalone bloodbath where the monsters don't just win - they party on the corpses.

If you like your horror funny, your comedy bloody, and your parties permanently canceled, then welcome to the ultimate monster mashacre.

Warning: This book contains excessive violence, terrible puns, drunk demons, and zero survivors. Read at your own risk... and whatever you do, don't invite them to your next festival.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0H1JB9WS8
• ISBN13: 9798196577529
• Release Date: May 2026
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 63 Pages
• Weight: 0.22 lbs.
• Dimensions: 9.0" x 0.1" x 6.0"