Keep It Clean: A Mostly True History of Toilet Paper

By Bob Clarke

Everyone uses it. Nobody talks about it. Until now. For most of history the answer was whatever was handy: leaves, stones, a corncob, the Sears catalog, and possibly a sponge the Romans shared. Keep It Clean follows the roll from a Chinese emperor's perfumed sheets to the grocer who begged America not to squeeze. Along the way: a U-boat sunk by its own toilet, the mystery aboard Apollo 10, a stolen toilet of solid gold, the great over-or-under war, a 130-ton fatberg, and a full chapter of bathroom jokes. Twenty short chapters. Mostly true. The shaky parts are confessed in the Fine Print. The perfect bathroom reader or gag gift.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0HMJTV514
• ISBN13: 9798161085226
• Release Date: October 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 142 Pages
• Weight: 0.44 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 6.0" x 9.0"