When Santa Claus gets kidnapped scant days before Christmas, two detectives must delve into the violent supernatural underground of goblins, witches and demigods to find the culprit and rescue the man with the sack before it is too late. Stuck in the emergency room to get a candy cane removed from his bottom, John Hauser thought his night couldn't get any worse. He was almost right, at least until some elves show up to hire him and Deety, his wife, on behalf of Mrs. Claus to find her husband. Apparently, the man with the sack also had a few carnal proclivities that he liked to fulfill on the side and he got snagged mid-shag in Midtown. They've come to John because of his knack for finding himself up to his neck in supernatural shenanigans and helping clients that just stepped out of a fairy tale--a life John had hoped he had left behind. Now, dragged back into the world of the weird, the dynamic duo of John and Deety must navigate an underworld of witches, gods and monsters in order to save Christmas for the entire world.
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