ADAM Luxury yacht, tropical seas, babes in bikinis...dream job, right? Wrong. The passengers are rich jerks who treat the crew like garbage, when they aren't pretending we're their whores. The best day was when that cokehead heiress Kalina tried to fire me just for doing my job. I swore I'd never go back home to my parents and their crazy fundamentalist ranch in the desert, but nothing could be worse than this. And then the pirates attack. KALINA...