Delivery driver Holden Hardman just wanted to save up enough money to buy his own laundromat. This plan is cut short when he is run over by a truck (same owner, different corporation) and dies. Awakening to find that he has been reincarnated on PLANET DIRT where the men can only orgasm once per month and pregnancy last about three days, Holden wants nothing to do with whatever malarkey cat burglar Sandy Larcener has summoned him for. Unfortunately for Holden's peace of mind, his tremendous potency brings him to the attention of the local authorities. Concerned that Holden might accidentally slather the countryside with the awesome power of his Cojonergy, Mayor Catherine the Wizard decides that Holden must accompany her to a sect of adepts founded by Holden's predecessor summoned hero in order to safeguard the municipality.
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