I'm Not a Proctologist, But I Know An Asshole When I See One!

By Shandra Champagne

Some people need a reality check. Others need a shopping cart returned directly into their bumper.

Welcome to I'm Not a Proctologist, But I Know an Asshole When I See One-a brutally funny collection of everyday encounters with the rude, entitled, inconsiderate, and completely oblivious people who make the rest of us wonder, "Who raised you?"

They're everywhere.

The parking-lot jerk taking up two spaces.
The line-cutter pretending they "didn't see" the twenty people waiting.
The grocery-store menace abandoning a cart in the middle of the aisle.
The loudmouth who thinks everybody needs to hear their phone conversation.
The neighbor monitoring everyone else's business.
The driver who nearly causes a pileup and somehow thinks you're the problem.

Men. Women. Karens. Kevins. Strangers. Neighbors. Customers. Drivers.

Nobody is safe.

With outrageous stories, colorful illustrations, sarcastic observations, and the kind of humor you usually save for your best friend after saying, "You are not going to believe what this asshole just did," Shandra Champagne celebrates one universal truth:

You don't need a medical degree to recognize an asshole.

Perfect for readers who love:
Adult humor - sarcastic comedy - people behaving badly - rude customer stories - everyday annoyances - Karen humor - laugh-out-loud gift books

If you've ever rolled your eyes so hard you almost saw your own brain, this book is for you.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0HNHP9VSY
• ISBN13: 9798163422968
• Release Date: October 2026
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 267 Pages
• Weight: 0.52 lbs.
• Dimensions: 9.0" x 0.6" x 6.0"