How to Test Negative for Stupid: And Why Washington Never Will

By John Kennedy

Book Overview

#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER

One of the most distinctive and funny politicians, Senator John Kennedy (the one from Louisiana)--hailed by Politico as "America's most quotable Senator"--offers his perceptive (and hilarious) takes on the ridiculousness of political life in this scathingly witty takedown of Washington and its elite denizens.

How to Test Negative for Stupid offers the Senator's tongue-in-cheek guidebook through Washington, punctuated by his thoughts on various issues and humorous stories about life from Louisiana politics and inside the Senate.

From the mind--and mouth--of "America's Most Quotable Senator"

"Always be yourself . . . unless you suck.""I say this gently: This is why the aliens won't talk to us.""If you trust government, you obviously failed history class.""I believe that our country was founded by geniuses, but it's being run by idiots.""Always follow your heart . . . but take your brain with you.""I'm not going to Bubble Wrap it: The water in Washington, D.C., won't clear up until you get the pigs out of the creek.""I have the right to remain silent but not the ability.""Common sense is illegal in Washington, D.C., I know. I've seen it firsthand.""I believe that we are going to have to get some new conspiracy theories. All the old ones turned out to be true."

• Format: Hardcover
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0063428164
• ISBN13: 9780063428164
• Release Date: October 2025
• Publisher: Broadside Books
• Length: 224 Pages
• Weight: 0.80 lbs.
• Dimensions: 1.0" x 6.0" x 9.1"

Customer Reviews

How to Test Negative for Stupid is well written and insightful. Mr Kennedy's humor shines.

A very nice insight into one of our leaders ' lives and the back office workings of our government while keeping things light. A very good read.

Why can't elected officials work for us?

Love Kennedy's humor. But sad our government is so screwed up.