How to Promenade with a Python (and Not Get Eaten)

By Rachel Poliquin

Book Overview

In this hilarious non-fiction chapter book series, a savvy cockroach shares wise tips and tricks to surviving an encounter with a charming predator who may (or may not) want to be your friend.

Celeste is a cockroach, and everyone knows that cockroaches are survivors, so who better to give advice on surviving an encounter with a polite predator? Everyone also knows that taking a moonlit promenade with a deadly reticulated python (named Frank) is a very bad idea. But Celeste loves very bad ideas, and she is willing to put your life on the line to prove herself right Need to stop a python from swallowing you head-first? Wear a lamp shade as a hat Want to speed up a three-hundred-pound snake? Try roller skates What's the perfect light snack for a python? A chicken Using her superior pythonine knowledge, Celeste comes up with various strategies and solutions -- many dangerous, most absurd, but all based on the biology of pythons. Meanwhile, Frank is hatching his own plans.

Rachel Poliquin has created a delightfully preposterous premise that, combined with Kathryn Durst's hilarious illustrations, will have readers laughing out loud as they learn about python biology and hunting behavior.

• Format: Hardcover
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0735266581
• ISBN13: 9780735266582
• Release Date: February 2021
• Publisher: Tundra Books (NY)
• Length: 84 Pages
• Weight: 0.90 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.5" x 6.6" x 9.2"
• Age Range: 8 to 11 years
• Grade Range: Grades 3 to 6