How to Get Your Wife to Divorce You

By Nunya D Buzinezz

The ultimate satirical survival guide for husbands who are absolutely determined to sabotage their own marriages-whether they mean to or not.

How to Get Your Wife to Divorce You is a wickedly funny, razor-sharp manual that exposes the tiny habits, catastrophic choices, and everyday emotional missteps guaranteed to send any wife sprinting toward a lawyer. Presented with the straight-faced seriousness of a self-help classic-but powered by pure comedic chaos-this book teaches men how to weaponize incompetence, misunderstand communication, mismanage time, and emotionally self-destruct with style.

Inside these pages, readers will discover:

The art of selective listening

The science of saying the wrong thing at the wrong time

Advanced techniques in household sabotage

How to turn dinner into a battleground

And the devastating power of weaponized cluelessness

Perfect for fans of dark humor, relationship satire, and anyone who has ever wondered how marriages fall apart in slow-motion, How to Get Your Wife to Divorce You is both a cautionary tale and a comedic masterpiece.

Read it to laugh. Read it to cringe. Read it to understand exactly what not to do.

Because if you follow every step in this book... she won't just leave. She'll pack your bags for you.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0H8PWW525
• ISBN13: 9798187118717
• Release Date: July 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 120 Pages
• Weight: 0.38 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 6.0" x 9.0"