Beauty salon... and the Beast Quinn: Working at the family wedding resort wasn't exactly on my Bingo card. But it's the only way for my siblings and me to get our grandfather's inheritance, so here I am, staffing the Hott Spot Spa and Salon front desk. It's an absurd gig for a man who makes Oscar the Grouch look like a people-person. Still, I'm a hard worker. I've made a fortune off my scientific discoveries,...