"An Insanely Hilarious, Greatly Exaggerated Take on U.S. History!!!!" 250th Birthday Edition

By Derek Smith

"The bestseller is coming The bestseller is coming "

- Paul Revere

"Wish I'd had this book at the Alamo. We needed a hearty chuckle - and more bullets " - Davy Crockett

"I laughed, I cried, I picked up my ax. A head splitting good yarn " - Lizzie Borden

"Astounding and stimulating like the light bulb and the ever-evolving variety of Chia Pets - I felt like I was there. Wait, I was...." - Thomas Alva Edison

"My new favorite book, sehr gut "

- Johan Gutenberg

"Made my many hours riding on the Underground Railroad and Amtrak so much more enjoyable " - Harriet Tubman

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1963661591
• ISBN13: 9781963661590
• Release Date: April 2026
• Publisher: Cushing Publishig
• Length: 250 Pages
• Weight: 0.75 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.6" x 6.0" x 9.0"