Greatest Goofiest Jokes

By Terry Pierce

Book Overview

Kids will get giggly and goofy at these wild and crazy jokes. What kind of dogs play in a band? Rocker spaniels . What do farmers use to light their fields at night? A flarecrow. There are animal antics, food for thought (What did the mama lima bean say to the baby lima bean? " Have you bean good?" ), school-time snickers, hilarious hobbies, and grab-bag gags, plus daffy definitions and kooky book titles to tickle the funny bone. Or pick a favorite from "the school of hard knock-knocks" like this: Knock-knock . Who's there? Disguise . Disguise who? Disguise the best comedian I ever heard! And that's what they'll say about you when you amuse everyone with the comic gems in this super collection.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1402722877
• ISBN13: 9781402722875
• Release Date: February 2005
• Publisher: Union Square Kids
• Length: 96 Pages
• Weight: 0.30 lbs.
• Dimensions: 8.0" x 0.5" x 5.3"
• Age Range: 6 to 9 years
• Grade Range: Grades 1 to 4