Garfield's Insults, Put-Downs, and Slams

By Jim Davis

Garfield, the feline master of the ironic aside, puts his paw to the grindstone and lets loose with these gems: good-natured insults, purr-fect put-downs, and deceptively sweet slams. For the young, the old, and the cranky at heart, Garfield knows how you feel sometimes--and he says it, in so many words.

• Format: Mass Market Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0345386892
• ISBN13: 9780345386892
• Release Date: March 1994
• Publisher: Random House Worlds
• Length: 160 Pages
• Weight: 0.52 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 5.0" x 8.1"

Customer Reviews

This book had me ROTFLMAO

This book had me rolling on the floor laughing my a** off. My sister and and I adore this book. One time I was depressed and she was reading from it to cheer me up. Well the book burned, ( another depressing story you don't want to hear about) so we are getting another. Maybe two copies, so we can share one with those who need a good laugh as well. We've even been inspired to come up with our own insults and jokes. Like "Are you having excruciating bowel cramps or does your face always look like that?" This book is also great for those who are sick or bedridden as long as they don't have to worry about splitting stiches open from laughing too hard.

The best book

This is my favorite book of all time. It has the best insults. I go to school all the time with some of the insults and they are great. This book is totally worth it.

Great Insults!

I have looked at other insult books and when I got this one and it had some of the best insults! They were great! This book is awesome!!

it was awsome!!!

it is a collection of fairly good put-downs, but, it's garfield so that helps to make it awesome!