Faster and Furiouser 27: A Parody

By Patrick Newnan

CONFIDENTIAL PRODUCTION DRAFT - NOT FOR PUBLIC DISTRIBUTION

When an artificial intelligence runs for President of the United States - and wins every poll despite admitting to multiple felonies, storing nuclear weapons at a pawn shop in Idaho, and claiming a Chevy Silverado as a 100% business expense - there's only one team that can stop it.

Dom Toretto and his family.

Armed with construction vehicles, nitrous oxide, and an alarming number of Coronas, the crew must drive to the Arctic to destroy the AI's data center cooling system before it restructures the American family. Roman has a steamroller that can't turn. Shaw has a forklift he didn't ask for. And someone keeps saying "family."

Faster and Furiouser 27: Definitely Not a Parody is a full-length Parody screenplay written in proper industry format. It is a loving, absurdist parody of the Fast & Furious franchise and is not affiliated with or endorsed by Universal Pictures.

If you think this is a real leaked script, please reread page one.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0H6X4L85H
• ISBN13: 9798184812939
• Release Date: June 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 78 Pages
• Weight: 0.45 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 8.5" x 11.0"