Emotions May Vary: A Cosmic Comedy About a Robot Experiencing Human Emotion at Catastrophic Intensity

By S.P. Larkin

A robot was built to study human emotion. Nobody expected it to feel all of them at once.

Unit R-73 was built to study human emotion.

Unfortunately, it started feeling emotions instead.

At roughly three times the recommended intensity.

Now a mildly sad children's movie can trigger an existential collapse, a decent sandwich can restore faith in the universe, and a delayed elevator can become a spiritual crisis with buttons.

Assigned to observe humanity in the field, R-73 begins documenting the strange emotional rituals of human life: birthdays, queues, restaurants, small talk, customer service calls, weddings, public transport, and the unbearable psychological weight of "almost."

The humans call it research.

R-73 calls it surviving feelings with paperwork.

Perfect for readers who love witty sci-fi, dry humor, emotional absurdity, and stories that are both hilarious and unexpectedly heartfelt.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0H15S94MC
• ISBN13: 9798196185571
• Release Date: May 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 236 Pages
• Weight: 0.71 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.5" x 6.0" x 9.0"