Eat Your Heart Out

By Aria Blackwood

What if no one ever really reads recipes?
That's what I thought when a viral meme made me laugh... and then shiver. Because if the instructions are long enough, the stories whimsical enough, and the blogger perky enough to keep you scrolling, you could confess literally anything and no one would notice.
Meet your new favorite food blogger: polished, witty, impeccably styled, and hiding confessions in every recipe. Every post is perfectly photographed, every story charmingly written... and every confession deliciously deadly. From appetizers to desserts, the flavor is fabulous, but the main ingredient? Let's just say it's exclusive.

Eat Your Heart Out is absurd, darkly funny, and wickedly twisted, imagine a cheerful Pinterest-perfect chef narrating a horror-comedy where knives are sharper than your wit. Perfect for fans of Shaun of the Dead, Evil Dead, and anyone who loves laughing, cringing, and questioning every recipe they've ever followed.

Read carefully. Some courses may make you giggle... and others might make you wish you'd skipped dessert.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0G44D5ZX8
• ISBN13: 9798276237275
• Release Date: November 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 134 Pages
• Weight: 0.42 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 6.0" x 9.0"