Dolam's Cocoa Carnage

By Dustin Gross

Dolam's Cocoa CarnageIn the sugar-crusted hellhole of Churnskull, chocolate isn't a treat-it's power, religion, and a death sentence. Dolam Crudge, a one-legged dwarf with a candy-cane prosthetic and a grudge bigger than his beard, was once a master chocolatier. Now, he's a broken man chewing cocoa bark to forget-until the Fondant Faction steals his sister's legendary recipe, Dolam's Delight. It's not just chocolate; it's a soul-shaking blend of rage and redemption so potent it makes priests weep and cartels kill.Armed with a fudge knife and a crew of misfits-Vera Vile, a seven-foot ex-nun with a flamethrower arm; Pim Gizzard, a goblin inventor obsessed with explosive sweets; and the Monolith, a sentient chocolate golem-Dolam storms through a city of syrup rivers and candy-coated chaos. It's a bloody, hilarious brawl against sugar-soaked tyrants, cocoa cults, and a madman hellbent on godhood via ganache. But this isn't just revenge-it's a fight to reclaim a taste worth dying for.Perfect for fans of dark fantasy, punk dystopia, and twisted humor, Dolam's Cocoa Carnage is a sticky, savage novella that proves sweetness can cut deeper than steel.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F4DM1KPV
• ISBN13: 9798317367954
• Release Date: April 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 162 Pages
• Weight: 0.37 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 5.0" x 8.0"