Dirty Old Manatee: A humorous paranormal novel

By Ward Parker

Midlife manatee insanity

Who's behind the plot to kill off Florida's sea cows? While midlife witch Missy Mindle tries to solve this mystery, she must nurse a rescued manatee back to health. The problem is, he's actually a human shifter, Seymour, who wants to celebrate manatee mating season with her.

Missy and her reporter friend Matt face corporate villains and team up with the ruthless Mothers4Manatees. Throw in a vengeful vampire who wants to kill her, and Missy's magick is pushed to the limit. Meanwhile, she discovers what life would have been like if she hadn't divorced years ago: living with a flabby, middle-aged guy who leaves the toilet seat up.

The Freaky Florida Horror Comedy Mysteries is a completed, clean, paranormal series filled with magic, monsters, and mystery; sarcasm and satire; and, of course, Florida Man. If you like paranormal mysteries with thrills, frights, and laughs, this series is for you. Grab this book and take the plunge into Jellyfish Beach today.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1734551151
• ISBN13: 9781734551150
• Release Date: February 2021
• Publisher: Mad Mangrove Media
• Length: 256 Pages
• Weight: 0.76 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.6" x 6.0" x 9.0"