Demonic and Deserted

By Tara West

Book Overview

Good girls wear white. Bad girls wear white anyway. We've all heard of wedding day disasters, like when a jealous ex-lover crashes the ceremony and causes a scene or the photographer cancels at the last minute. Now let me tell you about my wedding day--the day thousands of demonic spiders chased my fianc? and me off the elevator and into the Devil's den. And don't get me started on hellacious honeymoons. I spent the night shaking horny Monkey Hitler off my leg. Instead of sipping margaritas on a sunny beach with a rock on my finger and the man of my dreams beside me, I'm demonic and deserted, stuck inside Hell's Hotel with a bad case of fleas, praying our sadistic host doesn't throw us out. To say my wedding day was a disaster would have to be the understatement of the millennium. I just hope our friends can save us before it's too late, because that squirming thing on my fork definitely doesn't taste like chicken, and I forgot to pack my SPF 10,000 sunblock. Contains mature themes.

• Format: Audio CD
• Language: English
• ISBN: B08Z2GX5DF
• ISBN13: 9798200327577
• Release Date: March 2021
• Publisher: Tantor Audio
• Length: 1 Pages