Joe Davis's comfortable life as a humor blogger and low-level Twin Cities celebrity gets shaken up by his ex-girlfriend, Tess, and her problems at the office. Tess asks Joe for a simple favor: escort her to a swanky corporate party and make sure a jealous co-worker doesn't fold, spindle or mutilate Tess' person. Hoping to score karma points for their ugly break-up, Joe agrees. However, the party takes an ugly turn when Tess' boss does an eight-story...