DDOS Employee Handbook
Congratulations on your employment with DDOS.
Before you begin your first day, the Department is pleased to provide this completely official, thoroughly documented, and almost certainly unnecessary employee handbook.
Inside you'll find policies, procedures, acknowledgments, safety guidance, workplace etiquette, technology rules, procurement policies, travel procedures, benefits, forms, forms explaining other forms, and enough bureaucracy to satisfy even the most dedicated administrator.
Learn how to navigate office politics, survive mandatory meetings, report workplace incidents, file leave requests, document suspicious printer behavior, and acknowledge that you have received the form acknowledging receipt of the handbook.
Written as a loving parody of corporate and government bureaucracy, Form 10-T captures the absurdity familiar to anyone who has ever worked in an office, attended a mandatory training that could have been an email, searched endlessly for a missing form, or watched a perfectly innocent printer choose chaos.
Whether you've worked in Human Resources, Information Technology, Facilities, Accounting, Custodial Services, or simply survived employment somewhere with a break room and a policy manual, you'll recognize the humor hidden between the paperwork.
Welcome to DDOS.
There is probably another form.
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