Cubicle Crawler: Orientation Day: A LitRPG Office Apocalypse Comedy

By Elias Harlem

WELCOME TO ORIENTATION DAY.
YOUR BOSS IS THE RAID BOSS.
HR IS WATCHING.
GOOD LUCK, INTERN.

On Monday at 9:00 AM, every office building on Earth turned into a dungeon.

Marcus "Mars" Delgado just wanted to file his tickets and go home.

Instead, he got:

A stapler with +3 PiercingA calculator-wielding Payroll Mage who can math a man to deathA janitor whose mop unlocks BerlinAnd a Pomeranian who chose union solidarity over a golden parachute

Now the System is live.
The CEO is Level 99.
And Resignation has been patched out.

To survive the Conglomerate, Mars will have to do the impossible:

Unionize the apocalypse.

Cubicle Crawler: Orientation Day is perfect for readers who love:

LitRPGCorporate satire with actual swordsFound family vs. dystopian managementDogs committing war crimes for XP"Don't fear the Hydra. Become the Hostile Takeover."

Warning: Contains fermented fish, weaponized spreadsheets, hostile compliance, and extreme violence against KPIs.

Start the crawl.
HRBot_9000 is already watching.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0H2XRC3FZ
• ISBN13: 9798198540675
• Release Date: May 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 154 Pages
• Weight: 0.41 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 5.5" x 8.5"