Clem Yelped: A Cajun Courtroom Comedy

By Brooks Eason

A Confederacy of Dunces meets My Cousin Vinny in a South Louisiana courtroom.

Clem Clemons prefers to go commando, which he learns is a mistake when he snags himself with his zipper and can't get unsnagged. Pain, humiliation, litigation, and hilarity ensue.

Among the colorful cast of characters called to serve as the jury in the trial of Clemons v. Buckaroo Britches et al. are a nutria trapper who lives in a house on stilts, a Hasidic Jew who impersonates a Cajun so he can succeed as a swamp guide, a retired psychic who knows what the verdict will be halfway through the trial, a man who's sleeping with the plaintiffs' lawyer's wife, and a woman who drinks so much she has to be duct-taped to her husband's Harley to keep from falling off.

One of the spectators in the courtroom is a service dog, a tiny papillon named Pierre. Grab yourself a bag of popcorn, pull up a seat beside Pierre, and enjoy the show. You won't be disappointed.

• Format: Hardcover
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1967649758
• ISBN13: 9781967649754
• Release Date: January 1
• Publisher: Wordcrafts Press
• Length: 324 Pages
• Weight: 1.33 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.9" x 6.0" x 9.0"