CAPTAIN SHOELACE Seasonal Mayhem

by Brian Johnson

Original Version: An introduction to the crazy world of Captain Shoelace. A hilarious tale of the first year of Captain Shoelace's life in the English village of Effam. Split over four seasons, his life accelerates into a living nightmare as he endeavours to impress the villagers. This warning to all that pretentiousness does not pay, features colourful characters, wordplay and moderate sexual innuendo. Targeted for anyone aged 16 to 116 who possess a sense of humour."He replied; Mr Tarantula, the idea that you could consider yourself on the same social level as an officer of the realm is utterly ridiculous. My good fellow, what would the Queen say if she found out that I was on first name terms with somebody like you ""Would you like a vol-au-vent? No thank you Mrs Johnson, I'm saving myself until I get married.""Magnificent "

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1468119206
• ISBN13: 9781468119206
• Release Date: January 2012
• Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 134 Pages
• Weight: 0.42 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 6.0" x 9.0"