Beautifully Unique Sparkleponies: On Myths, Morons, Free Speech, Football, and Assorted Absurdities

by Chris Kluwe

Hi. In your hands, right now, you hold the culmination of thousands of years of human intelligence, ingenuity, and brilliance. Now put your goddamn phone down and pay attention to my book.

What is in my book, you ask? (I'm really glad you asked, by the way, because now I get to tell you.)

Time travel. Gay marriage. Sportsballing. Futuristic goggles that DO NOTHING.

Tiny brags from my publisher, stuff like: This is an uproarious,...

• Format: Hardcover
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0316236772
• ISBN13: 9780316236775
• Release Date: June 2013
• Publisher: Little Brown and Company
• Length: 272 Pages
• Weight: 1.12 lbs.
• Dimensions: 1.0" x 6.0" x 9.7"