Axes & Asshats: A Very Stupid Quest

By Dustin Gross

The prophecy was drunk. The heroes are idiots. The dungeon is definitely judging them.

In this wildly irreverent fantasy parody, four extremely unqualified adventurers are chosen to save the world-or at least not make it worse.

Grogthar the Blood-Spiller: a shirtless barbarian with more biceps than brain cells.

Tinsel: an elven rogue with sticky fingers and zero morals.

Kevin: a depressed necromancer whose horse might be more competent than he is.

Arlandio DuFlair: a bard with the libido of a god and the self-awareness of a rock.

Together (unfortunately), they must navigate a sentient dungeon, unionized goblins, cursed potions, an angry minotaur therapist, and a demon named Fartknuckle.

Packed with sarcastic swords, magical mishaps, and side quests no one asked for, Axes & Asshats is a fast-paced, laugh-out-loud adventure.

Perfect for fantasy nerds, chaotic gamers, and readers who like their quests stupid and their humor smart.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F2ZZJ3ZW
• ISBN13: 9798316063000
• Release Date: March 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 140 Pages
• Weight: 0.32 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 5.0" x 8.0"