My next-door neighbor is wifey material.
Calm down... I'm not proposing to her.
My mother won't get off my back.
As a star hockey player love isn't on the cards for me.
Not now, not ever. I had a one-night stand with Ruby a decade ago.
But that shouldn't come in the way of our ruse. I doubt she misses the way I made her shake when I took her v-card. A friendly...