You...Trump!

By Ahmad Ebrahimi

What if a self-help book was written by a delusional president... about himself?

You...Trump is the ultimate parody of power, ego, and gold-plated denial - a satirical masterclass in becoming the loudest, wrongest version of yourself.

Across 28 "Disasters," you'll learn how to:

Demand applause from furnitureSue smoothies for emotional sabotageTrademark grief and sell it back to your followersFire people for blinkingBuild a cult, call it a brand, and monetize denial

It's not a biography. It's not journalism. It's not even fair. It's a full-blown survival guide for the Age of Narcissism(TM) - featuring Negotiator Trump(TM), Tech Trump(TM), Spiritual Trump(TM), Superhero Trump(TM), and many more.

WHAT'S INSIDE THE BOOK:

28 satirical lessons ("Disasters") from the many faces of Trump-inspired madnessThe Lost Chapter(TM) - a mythical, godlike Trump prequel you never asked forGlossary of Greatness(TM) - a Trump-to-English decoder packed with original satireAre You...Trump ? - a hilarious personality quiz for diagnosing delusionSelf-Written Mythology(TM), Mandatory Gratitude(TM), and a Final Poetic Warning(TM)

WHO THIS BOOK IS FOR:

Fans of The Onion, Don't Look Up, Thank You for Smoking, and political satireReaders who love absurd humor with real cultural critiqueAnyone who's ever screamed at the news, then laughed about itHumans seeking a guide to not becoming a monument to narcissismGift-givers shopping for fans of chaos, comedy, or clever destruction of ego

EARLY PRAISE (FROM IMAGINARY AWARD SHOWS):

"Most Humble Griever in History" - GriefWick(TM) Awards"Best Use of the Word 'Best'" - EchoBlare(TM) Review Board"Lifetime Achievement in Delusional Branding" - Trophy Trump(TM) Gala

THIS IS A JOKE. SERIOUSLY. A JOKE.
This book is a work of parody and satire. It is not intended to defame, insult, or harm anyone. All events, characters, meltdowns, and mirror lawsuits are exaggerated for comedic and cultural commentary.

Don't be You...Trump . Read it. Laugh. Then try being better.
Available now in paperback, hardcover, and eBook formats.

Blessed Be the Delusion

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FD5H6L2F
• ISBN13: 9798231485581
• Release Date: June 2025
• Publisher: Ahmad Ebrahimi
• Length: 186 Pages
• Weight: 0.49 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 5.5" x 8.5"