Your Cat Is Not Normal: Understanding Life With A Furry Whiskered Psychopath

By Paul Williams

Are you trying to understand your cat?

First of all-good luck.
Second of all-welcome to Your Cat Is Not Normal, the essential survival guide for anyone who has ever looked into their cat's eyes and thought, "Are you planning to murder me... or do you just want snacks?"

Written by Paul Williams, a lifelong cat housemate and part-time emotional hostage, this laugh-out-loud book dives deep into the chaotic, unpredictable, and oddly strategic world of feline behaviour.

In this book, you'll discover:

Why your cat knocks things over (hint: it's personal).The true meaning behind that 3am sprint across your face.How your cat manipulates you daily with purrs, blinks, and suspicious cuddles.That "domesticated" is a myth-your cat is basically a tiny, furry con artist. Think yourself lucky it's not as big as a tiger.And most importantly, that you're not alone in wondering if your cat might be a bit... unhinged.

Whether you're a seasoned cat parent or a new recruit wondering why your curtains are shredded and your keyboard is always warm, this book will help you laugh through the madness and embrace the glorious absurdity of living with a cat who definitely thinks they're in charge.

So if your life has been taken over by a whiskered weirdo who screams at invisible ghosts and judges your every move from the top of the fridge-this one's for you.

Don't wait any longer....the sooner you read this book the sooner you start understanding or at least accepting your cat's crazy behaviour.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F4YV6XNM
• ISBN13: 9798319473097
• Release Date: April 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 76 Pages
• Weight: 0.18 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 5.0" x 8.0"