You'll Probably Need Stitches: Stories and Selected Fiction

By Robert Gerard Hunt

True stories about rogue altar boys, dreaded trumpet lessons, sibling intimidation, basement bombing raids, inept athleticism, incessant pinball, illegal vending to a minor, prison softball, invented profanity, brushes with death, living in Ohio Stadium, sexagenarian parents in the mosh pit, ill-fated travel, intolerable motivational speakers, and much more.

Plus a few made-up stories about things like dystopian sleep banking, bowling while guilty, and a satirical reinvention of classic literary boy detectives as pious Catholic sleuths.

You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll avoid chain link fences.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0BTBW76CK
• ISBN13: 9798373210232
• Release Date: January 2023
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 244 Pages
• Weight: 0.63 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.5" x 5.5" x 8.5"