You Should Never Eat Your Heroes

By Jonathan Dorf

Betty has read self-help guru Leila Leilani's latest book over twenty times, in multiple formats. Unfortunately, there was no chapter on what to do if your favorite author dies in a freak accident while trying to avoid you. Or the easiest way to get your best friend to school in his PJs to help you hide the body. Or, after the body vanishes and a new flavor suddenly appears in the cafeteria food...how to stay off the menu. And you thought your school day was rough.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1680690019
• ISBN13: 9781680690019
• Release Date: September 2026
• Publisher: Concord Theatricals
• Length: 42 Pages
• Weight: 0.11 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 5.0" x 8.0"