Warning: These 75 witty HR Approved ways to tell coworkers they are stupid will knock your socks off
Here are few of the best ones:
"Are you sure your keyboard isn't missing the 'delete stupid ideas' key?"
- Double-checking your equipment for that crucial missing key.
"You've reinvented the wheel, but it's now square."
- Innovation isn't always progress, especially when the result is a geometrically challenged wheel.
"Did you take an online course in advanced ignorance?"
- Your proficiency suggests a masterclass in the art of not knowing.
"Your ideas are like rare diamonds - impossible to find and not worth much."
- Preciousness is not a word one would associate with your ideas.
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