You Might Be A Crazy Cat Lady If

By Janet Vormittag

Book Overview

Discover the hilarious and heartwarming tales of a self-proclaimed "crazy cat lady."

You Might Be a Crazy Cat Lady if... is a delightful collection of humorous short stories about the cats who stole the author's heart-and sometimes her common sense. With these stories Janet celebrates the cats who comforted her through life's ups and downs-while simultaneously nudging her toward official crazy cat lady status.

Inside, you'll meet more than twenty unforgettable felines. There's Lucy, the partially paralyzed kitty who became Janet's fiercest rival in the household mouse-hunting competition. (Janet preferred catch-and-release. Lucy preferred catch-and-eat.) You'll laugh at Buddy, the Basketball Cat with a snacking problem; cheer for Wild Cat, who took more than a year to tame; and smile at Frosty Flake, the sassy foster who never left. And don't miss the unforgettable day a simple trip to the shelter for four kittens ended with sixteen packed into Janet's car.

In these lighthearted tales, cats prove to be both Janet's saving grace and her greatest test of sanity. Janet often wonders if she is soft in the heart...or soft in the head. One thing she does know-life with cats is never dull.

Complete with charming black-and-white photographs, this book takes the "crazy" out of the clich and replaces it with compassion, joy and a deep love for feline companions. The perfect read or gift for any cat lover.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0998698709
• ISBN13: 9780998698700
• Release Date: March 2017
• Publisher: Jlv Enterprises LLC
• Length: 146 Pages
• Weight: 0.49 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 5.5" x 8.5"