You Don't Know Anything Because You're a F*cking Two-Year-Old

By Barely Functioning Slacker

You Don't Know Anything Because You're A F*cking Two-Year Old is an adult children's book that won't put you the f*ck to sleep. It is inspired by tales told to Barely Functioning Slacker by her childhood friends.

It's no grapes of wrath, but at least it's not a book that consists of nothing but shit.

It's also a hell of a lot better than a philosophy book. Let's be honest - it would be more pleasant to dip your privates in honey and let pooh bear go to town on you than to read a philosophy book.

Seriously - it would be less painful to get eaten out by a shark while menstruating than to read or listen to some insufferable pompous ponce drone on and on about ethics. So yeah, You Don't Know Anything Because You're A F*cking Two-Year Old isn't that bad.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1955342075
• ISBN13: 9781955342070
• Release Date: April 2022
• Publisher: Barely Functioning Press
• Length: 28 Pages
• Weight: 0.20 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 8.5" x 8.5"