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Paperback You Can't Polish A Turd Book

ISBN: B09CGH9PNZ

ISBN13: 9798542143514

You Can't Polish A Turd

Life's a bitch and then you die, but is that really where it ends?

Life wasn't easy for Kevin, but he soon found out that things don't get any easier after you die. It was no bed of roses for his wife, Melissa, either. She was left to deal with two teenagers, a failing business and a pesky intruder who insists on shitting in her kitchen.

This is a bittersweet tale of crossing transcendental boundaries and overcoming insurmountable obstacles to find the ones that you love while dealing with one existential crisis after another.

Sometimes when you go looking for answers, you only end up with more questions than you started with. So, when it all gets too much, just remember to breathe in, breathe out and repeat, because dying is for the birds.

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