You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning

By Celia Rivenbark

Book Overview

From the author of the bestselling classics "We're Just Like You," "Only Prettier," and "Bless Your Heart, Tramp," comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as: Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that? Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time Airlines serving up one hot mess Action figure Jesus Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter And much more Complete with a treasure trove of Celia's genuine southern recipes, "You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning "is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something. "

• Format: Hardcover
• Language: English
• ISBN: 031236301X
• ISBN13: 9780312363017
• Release Date: September 2009
• Publisher: St. Martin's Press
• Length: 256 Pages
• Weight: 0.85 lbs.
• Dimensions: 8.5" x 1.0" x 5.8"

Customer Reviews

Funny readable mildly cynical

Pleasant and amusing filler for in-between moments. Amusing. Not just for middle class mothers but should appeal to them strongly.

I Loved This Book!

I received this book yesterday and picked it up to read it, only stopping long enough to order the rest of Celia Rivenbark's books. She is hilarious, and so on-point with everyday life situations. Recipes are also included. The best description I can give about this book is that it makes life's anxieties a comedy. I can't wait for the rest of her books to arrive.