WTF Am I Doing Here?: Morey's Humorous Account of Earth Beings

By Lori Ann Mayo

Morey describes his experiences on planet earth in this humorous account of human behavior. Morey on eating: "Solid food was not an option for me until my baby vehicle food processing hole grew the little white projections (called teeth) that I would use to grind food into mush before I swallowed it. My food processing hole eventually grew those little white projections and I was able to eat solid types of food by chewing it up into small pieces " Morey on learning to walk: " I found it very helpful to use the arm appendages to hold on to a steady surface while I boosted my diaper laden bottom and rubbery legs into an upright position. I would wobble a few times and plop right back down on my diaper padded bottom "Morey on Friendship: "I thought this group was selective about their friends...LOL. Obviously not as discriminating as they would like others to think, as they allowed me into the group LOL, humans "

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B08HGRZPTP
• ISBN13: 9798683547424
• Release Date: September 2020
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 154 Pages
• Weight: 0.52 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 6.0" x 9.0"