World War Trump

By J M Lovecraft

A MAGA instant classic

In this explosive political satire, World War Trump imagines a near-future where Donald J. Trump, long past reelection and term limits, has somehow ascended to absolute power-not just over the United States, but the entire planet.

Rejecting traditional titles like President, King, or Dictator, Trump instead crowns himself "Supreme Deal-Maker of Reality", ruling over a fully rebranded Earth now called Trumplandia Ultra. His inauguration speech, delivered from a gold-plated rotating podium shaped like his own head, is a surreal mix of sales pitch, sermon, and doomsday prophecy. While his followers weep with joy and animatronic bald eagles salute, Trump declares that days of the week are now renamed after him and trademarks "oxygen."

But just as humanity adjusts to the new world order-complete with drones dropping ketchup packets instead of bombs-something darker begins brewing. Behind the golden fa ade of Trump's empire, old tensions ignite, allegiances fracture, and a forgotten briefcase marked "Protocol Zima" is unearthed.

The novel reaches its emotional and existential peak atop Mount Whitney, where a group of unsuspecting Boy Scouts summit just in time to witness an apocalyptic launch of ICBMs from every corner of the globe. As missiles streak across the sky, and a broken emergency broadcast system sputters half-warnings of global annihilation, the boys become horrified spectators of the ultimate deal gone wrong.

At its core, World War Trump is a wildly absurd, often hilarious, and ultimately sobering exploration of unchecked ego, nationalism, and the fragility of civilization when comedy becomes reality and the punchline is armed with nukes.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FKD369XR
• ISBN13: 9798284816356
• Release Date: July 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 290 Pages
• Weight: 0.86 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.7" x 6.0" x 9.0"