Work Sucks, Let's Start a Cult

By Hatty Jones

A Satirical Poetry Collection for the Burnt-Out, Over-Zoomed, and Existentially Underwhelmed

Welcome to the fluorescent-lit circus of modern work life-where meetings multiply, bosses speak in buzzwords, and dreams of escape are muted by the sound of Slack notifications.

Work Sucks, Let's Start a Cult is a darkly funny collection of poems that skewers the absurdity of office culture, middle management, and the late-capitalist grind. With equal parts sarcasm and sincerity, this book follows the slow unraveling of the corporate mind-and the secret longing to trade performance reviews for pine trees, spreadsheets for sage smoke, and KPIs for a commune in the woods.

From the jammed printer that becomes a wrathful god to the coworker who merges too deeply with Excel, these poems capture the full tragicomic spectrum of adult employment. It's for anyone who's ever whispered "I can't do this anymore" into their coffee mug... and meant it.

If you've ever dreamed of quitting your job and starting a cult-this book is your sign.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F1QZSMQ6
• ISBN13: 9798230642107
• Release Date: March 2025
• Publisher: Hatty Jones
• Length: 152 Pages
• Weight: 0.40 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 5.5" x 8.5"