In these divisive times, here comes a two-in-one satire of the right and the left in the form of poetic aphorisms la "Poor Richard's Almanack." With the misguided ambition of creating some humility through self-deprecation, but who are we kidding there will probably just be outrage. That counts as cope though, right? Rage cope? ? At any rate, you're bound to laugh out loud at one half or the other so why not give it a try