Witness Protection for Suburban Psychopaths

By David Lagattuta Jr.

Welcome to Suburbageddon(TM)-where the lawns are manicured, the flamingos are armed, and your neighbors might just be government-issued sociopaths.

When a fraudulent marriage lands a burnout coder in witness protection, he doesn't get a new identity-he gets a new HOA. And this one's more dangerous than the mob he ratted on. Under constant surveillance, monitored by Alexa-grade appliances, and surrounded by Stepford neighbors with suspiciously perfect smiles, he's trapped in a nightmare wrapped in Tupperware and polite small talk.

As digital secrets leak, alliances form over backyard barbecues, and a rogue Roomba threatens to expose it all, he must decide: burn the system down or become part of it. Either way, there will be consequences. And flamingos.

Darkly funny, absurdly sharp, and disturbingly plausible, this suburban thriller is what happens when you cross witness protection with HOA hell. Perfect for fans of Chuck Palahniuk, Black Mirror, and anyone who's ever side-eyed a neighborhood watch sign.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FGDW7W6T
• ISBN13: 9798290496726
• Release Date: July 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 108 Pages
• Weight: 0.34 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 6.0" x 9.0"