Wisdom and knowledge sure can get a girl far...
...but the wiles of the woods might just take her all the way.
After her seventh rejection from Aryndale Academy's Mystical Mycological Research Program, middle-aged disaster witch Persimmon Midgley-Cobb sets off to prove herself in the elusive Wiled Wood with her tent, foraging supplies, and a staunch determination to find the rarest specimen of all: a faunhead mushroom.
But when the thallus in question proves to be near impossible to collect-and the handsome young creature it's attached to near impossible to resist-Persimmon must make a choice:
Dance until dawn with the merrymad faun, or brave a night alone and unprotected in the strange, dark wood?