Liz Bennet has two problems, besides being a lesbian, according to her mother. She's unmarried and is way too voluptuous. Fitzwillamina Darcy, Fitz to her friends, has two problems, according to her aunt. She's unmarried and spends too much time with her books. Auntie doesn't know Fitz is gay. Liz's mother refuses to accept reality. And no one knows that Auntie, Lady Kate de Bourgh, was a drag king, in her youth.
Fitz needs a partner-fast, to inherit a castle in England. Liz needs a woman in her life because she works too hard, according to her friends. Love, pride, lust, and prejudice--can the Bennets and the Darcys make it work in Chicago?