Why won't my neighbour stay dead?: A Horror Comedy

By: Smith, Mark

Samuel is a fake doctor with a dark secret

He isn't qualified, he shouldn't be diagnosing anyone, and his patients would probably run screaming if they knew his secrets. But right now, his fraudulent medical career is the least of his worries.

Because his neighbour, whom he already passionately hates, will not stay dead.

Raven's Pass is having a catastrophic Halloween, and Samuel's neighborhood has turned into a bloody circus. A mysterious infection is mutating the locals into blood drinking nightmares, and no matter how many times Samuel tries to permanently solve his annoying neighbour problem, he keeps getting back up.

Luckily, Samuel isn't facing the apocalypse alone.

He has a Demon.

A large, violence-loving entity who pops up uninvited, changes outfits for zero reason, offers aggressively terrible advice, and genuinely believes murder solves every problem.

As the village unravels, Samuel has to dodge hungry monsters, deal with the neighbour he despises, and somehow convince everyone he knows what he's doing.

Pretending to be a doctor is tricky. Surviving a supernatural bloodbath with a demonic backseat driver is something else entirely.

Fast, bloody, ridiculous, and packed with dark humour, Why Won't My Neighbour Stay Dead? is splatterhouse horror for readers who like their nightmares with a healthy dose of insanity

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0HGRRFRTM
• ISBN13: 9798170060627
• Release Date: August 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 220 Pages
• Weight: 0.60 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.6" x 6.0" x 9.0"