Why I Swore to Never Hire a Goon (Except in Emergencies)

By JF Lee

NEVER SEND A HERO TO DO A GOON'S JOB

Shi Baizhe is a screwup. His schemes tend to backfire, and no one in the town of Yuan'men likes him. But when his sister gets kidnapped by a gang, he knows he needs a hero.

Unfortunately, heroes don't come cheap, and no one gives freebies to screwups.

WIth no other alternative, he looks to the seedier side of the jianghu for aid. Enlisting the aid of a former crime boss, two brutes, a grifter, and a qinggong specialist, and a particularly foul-tempered cat, Shi Baizhe will put together the unlikeliest crew to ever stage a heist.

And of course, snacks will be provided.

This is a light-hearted heist comedy based in the Legends of the Martial World, an ancient China adjacent setting full of martial arts action, laugh-out-loud humor, and entertaining characters

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0CHD7DBQY
• ISBN13: 9798854111935
• Release Date: September 2023
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 310 Pages
• Weight: 0.68 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.7" x 5.0" x 8.0"