Why Do I Hate Everyone Before Coffee

By Prof Y Not

Do you hate everyone before coffee? You're not alone.
Why Do I Hate Everyone Before Coffee is a hilarious self-help satire that finally explains morning rage, bad moods, and why you should never speak to anyone before caffeine.

Packed with coffee addiction humor, relatable morning person problems, and survival tips for life before coffee, this book breaks down the science of pre-coffee personality and how caffeine literally saves relationships. From office mornings to adulting exhaustion, it's the ultimate guide for humans who function only after their first cup.

Perfect for coffee lovers, tired adults, and anyone living in caffeine dependency, this lifestyle comedy book proves one thing:

Coffee first. Humanity later.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0GF8DKCHM
• ISBN13: 9798242780293
• Release Date: January 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 100 Pages
• Weight: 0.32 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 6.0" x 9.0"