When Life Gives You Legends: A Cozy Fantasy Adventure (Tilda Quickthatch)

By Luna Ryder

An adventurer no more, Tilda Quickthatch's retirement plans were simple. She wanted to keep a low profile, pour drinks, and avoid the necromancer who'd love to see her six feet under. Yet her quiet life veers off course when she's blackmailed into mentoring a band of teens who are as unpredictable as they are untrained.When her hiding spot is accidentally revealed, Tilda's old nemesis swoops in with a sinister offer: exchange the powerful artifact she stole nearly a decade ago for her former partner's life. With the clock not just ticking but rapidly winding down, Tilda faces a daunting journey-one that's particularly challenging for her little halfling legs.Joined by Calina, a half-elf ranger with a penchant for mischief; Rurik, a half-orc wizard who trips over his own spells; and Tulip, a centaur princess more concerned with her social status than swordplay, Tilda must transform this pity of a party into bona fide heroes before time runs out.When Life Gives You Legends is a hilariously heart-pounding fantasy where being a hero means breaking a few stereotypes-and possibly a tavern chair or two. If you enjoy witty banter, magical mayhem, and rooting for the underdog, then you'll love Luna Ryder's outrageous adventure.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1644515083
• ISBN13: 9781644515082
• Release Date: October 2024
• Publisher: Partridge & Pear Press
• Length: 392 Pages
• Dimensions: 8.0" x 1.0" x 5.0"