"Shh! Listen, I came because I like you and I want to warn you. I think it's only right."
"Warn me about what?"
"Your husband isn't who you think he is. Right now, he's got five guys watching your every move."
College sweethearts, Rachel and Marc, are living the perfect life, until she decides that they're not. Rachel blames Marc for her unhappiness. And so, she decides to take matters into her own hands. She writes a best-selling novel based on her and Marc's life.
What could go wrong?
A chance meeting with Adam at a Los Angeles comedy club is all it takes for Rachel to be thrown into the middle of the biggest war since The War of Ninety-Four.
But wait? What happened during The War of Ninety-Four? And how does Adam figure into this? And what does Rachel's book have to do with this? In fact, what does her marriage have to do with this? And, well, this is all Marc's fault! Right?